The Divorce Party!

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Since I am not made of Choo Plastic money, no divorce registry presents please. LAM POWS starting at $148 will ensure I don’t need to file for bankruptcy. HAHA #jokingnotjoking

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What can I expect at the divorce party?

I have lovingly arranged a proper sit down dinner for you to attend with your family, your friends, or even just with guests you will meet for the first time at the dinner. You just sit and enjoy an all inclusive 3-course meal (including a dessert buffet) and a welcome drink (which can be alcoholic or non-alcoholic).

You may even decide to live it up by ordering more drinks from the bar (if you purchase add on drinks at the time of this booking, I will make sure you get a truly special discount). So, you just eat, drink, and be merry as you discover all the secrets the Choo Plastic family have to offer and man, do they have skeletons in walk-in wardrobes, even when it’s not Halloween!

What’s on the menu?

Don’t worry, the menu crafted by moi and the Chef’s team at the Capitol Kempinski Hotel is world class. See the menu here.

What if I have dietary restrictions?

Unfortunately, Aunty Penny is so old-school, she does not believe in dietary restrictions or allergies, so the dinner will include dairy, seafood and gluten. Some of the dessert options include nuts but I will put some warning signs out, big big. There are vegetarian options for all three courses. Unfortunately, we are unable to accommodate individual dietary restrictions and allergens.

Can I bring my own food in?

Hello! This is a 5 star hotel. You cannot even bring your own food into Golden Village - so, no outside food and drinks please. And that includes you, Uncle Chow Kwan - leave your hip flask at home!

Is the food spicy?

The food is not spicy but the gossip will be fiery and chilli padi red hot! 

When do I have to choose my menu course options?

When you RSVP to your invitation ticket here under Book Now!, you have to help me out and choose your Salad-Days-Starter and Mouthwatering-Main course. No changes can be made because I suck at logistics.

Is the food Halal-certified?

While the kitchen is not Halal Certified, there will be no pork or lard in any of the dishes. Mdm Faizah, I got choo! 

Will there be alcohol sold?

Of course, how could we not have a bar at the most scandalous party of the year? And since I know you are all lushes, please be ready to buy your own drinks when you RSVP here - ‘cos I got a massive discount for early purchases. You know I am always thinking of Choo all!

How many seats are there per table?

Each table can seat 11 guests and if you really die die want to sit together, please gather your gang and let us know when you are making your booking here. I may even give you a discount on your table Ang Pows. You’re welcome. 

Can I book specific seats?

Can is can la. But you have to quickly choose your preferred seats when you RSVP your booking here ‘cos I cannot just kick aunties and uncles off their seats even if I really wanted to…and I tell you, some of these aunties and uncles, I really want to ummm…

Is the venue wheelchair accessible?

Alamak, if you need any special assistance, of course just let me know. You can contact me at [email protected]. I have a girlfriend there, Maya, and she is so sweet she says she will help me with all kinds of needy people…I mean people with needs.

Is there an age-restriction for this show?

Don’t say I say but you know Aunty Penny and young children right? She once staged a sit-in at the aeroplane’s emergency doorway when she found out that a little pig-tailed girl was sitting next to her seat in business class. So please ask your helpers to help look after your kids unless they are above 8 years and won’t be playing Roblox or Minecraft right through dinner mumbling Italian brain rot. Yes, I know I am with it.

Is there a kids menu available?

Um … No lor.

Can I take photos/videos during the show?

Yes, but no professional photography and videography devices are allowed, Choo Family handles all the images - there is an NDA in place. You may use your phones, but if any unflattering pictures go out of the Choos, they will see you in court. haha #jokingnotjoking

How do I get to the venue?

The ballroom is called the Atelier and it is on the 4th floor of the Capitol Kempinski Hotel Singapore. Enter via the main hotel lobby and take the elevator up to the reception area. Remember to be on time, if not 10 minutes early, because it is a surprise for Phoebe! 

Is there parking available?

Yes, you may find parking at the Capitol’s visitor carpark, entry via Coleman Lane. The Capitol Singapore has three levels of underground parking for visitors at Basement 3, 5 and 6. Parking rates apply. What to do? In Singapore, the fine print of Terms and Conditions may be hard to see but are always present.

RSVP and issue of invitation tickets

• Once booked on this page, invitation tickets are strictly non-refundable or exchangeable unless the Singapore government mandates the closure of events in Singapore - think CB! As with everything in life, like marriage, nothing is forever and all information given is correct at the time of this announcement, but is subject to change without prior notice. Like your husband suddenly opening a cosplay shop. WTF! We reserve all rights to amend any terms and conditions without prior notice, and, in the event of any dispute, our decision, as organisers, is final.
• Entry to the The Divorce Party may be refused if the authenticity or validity of an invitation ticket is questionable, including if the same has been damaged or defaced in any way, or has not been purchased from this page handled by Book My Show or authorized points of sale by us, the organisers. 

You cannot attend The Divorce Party if:

• You do not meet the government set Rating for this dinner party: To Be Advised
• You are a child below 8 years of age.
• You arrive without a valid invitation ticket
• You refuse to sit at the Table and seat number stated on your invitation ticket. You must have your invitation ticket for verification at all times. We do not want a repeat of the awful dispute at the wedding 3 years ago between Granduncle Chairmeh and Miss Annie How.

Please arrive 10 mins early, if you are late:

• We will have to hide you in the janitor’s closet, until Phoebe’s surprise moment is done
• And one round of drinks on YOU - #jokingnotjoking

Finally,

• Enjoy the amazing dinner options you have already chosen at your point of RSVP because there can be NO switcheroos at the party itself, because wow, rude! and the Chef will be too busy for any of that. I am sure all you lovelies understand.